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    March 20

    funny shtufff <3

    As we all know, laughing is healthy && whoever knows me should know that i laugh way too much and sometimes for the stupidest and unknown reasons. (right justin?hehe) The following are a few people or things that are at fault when it comes to my weirdness! None of you will understand it, but i love ittt! haha.
    To begin: i'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times *
    | o n c e , when it's told
    | o n c e, when it's explained to me
    | o n c e, five minutes later when i finally get it ....hehe!
     

    My new favorite 'song', written by no one other than: Anthony;; my viper buddy *wink*

    When You Look At... [www.myspace.com/xmoakx] says:
    u r my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, and stop me from turning gay, you'll never know celia, how much i love you, so please lets go make out today.

     

    Other things that make me die of laughter: Basically ANY conversation that goes on between me && Justin! He's the only one who has the power to make me laugh as much as i do...God knows why *rolls eyes*. Here are very few priceless examples listed below.

     js says:

    NEVADA!! =)

    js says:

    what's up?

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ says (in somewhat of a robotic voice) :

    nm, you?

    js says:

    your a children

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ says (all defensive):

    whaaa? nooo!! i'm 18 you!!

    js says:

    ya, but you're 5'2

    js says:

    it's H (ache)

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ says:

    noooooooooo, it's H (hache) 

    js says:

    oh lord

    js says & laughs:
    "boat" of them Celia?

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ says:

    whatever justin!! stop =(

    js says:

    blah blah blah's AUnt bla blah blah

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ pauses, laughs & says:

    AUnt justin? AUnt? it's Aunt (pronounced ant)
    js says:

    what? noo, do you see her crawling on the floor celia?? huh do you? it's AUnt ok! 

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ says:
    okkk, wtv justin...*rolls eyes*

    js says:

    AYE

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ says:

    ok, you go eat your fish && i'll go eat my pizza!

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ says:

    justin, i'm starting to think that you are hot  

    js says:
    r u drunk?

    js says:
    this is not Celia...i know her vocabulary

    js says (in his funny voice):

    "goddammm"

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ imitates:

    "goddammm"

    js says:

    if i were a comedian...and everyone was like you...i'd be rich!

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ laughs hysterically:

    hahahahahahahahahahaha

    js says:
    one day, your going to become a mental patient because of me..and the nurse is going to be like" but dr., i dont even why she's laughing, i don't know what's wrong with her" && everyone is gonna point at MEE muahaha.

    js just sent you a Nudge!

    аиg

    εεузѕ∙∙•∙says:
    i am american citizen, i have my rights just like you

    js. says:

    we're canadian loser

     

    аиgεεузѕ∙∙•∙ says:
    I think I am gonna become a murderer (because of all the abuse)

    js. says:

    you're not going to become a murderer...you can't even kill a spider!

    Police Officer says:

    i've been waiting for a punk like you...

    Kevin ((after getting a speeding ticket)) says:
    well, i got here as fast as i could!

    Police Office says:

    you know what you did right?
    Justin ((after driving thru a stop sign)) says:

    I swear, I wouldn't have done it if i knew you were there!

    justin says:
    stop reading about ferrari driving school when you barely passed honda civic driving school lol

    аиg

    εεузѕ∙∙•∙ says:
    pfft,
    i was gunna help yuu with yuur spanish oral..but fine go see ur spanish friend instead

    js says:

    but shes.. SPANISH, maybe if i was taking Italian ... or CHILD STUDIES

    js says:

    whats an underaged person like you doing at Trixx?...CHILDREN!

    аиgεεузѕ∙∙•∙ says:

    im legal now!!

    js [oh my love, my darling] says:
    you're still underaged by me

    аиg

    εεузѕ∙∙•∙ says:
    what, do all bar entrances have to have the mesuring tape like the rides at la ronde for someone to get in legally??
    js [oh my love, my darling] says:
    they should ... im gonna suggest it!

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ says:
    i missed yuu fudgee!!

    justin says:
    i missed yuu too chocolate

    аиgεℓ εузѕ∙∙•∙ says:

    hahahaha, nothings changed!  =)

     

    GRAZIANO...work without him wouldn't be the same ((it would probably be a lot EASIER! haha!!)) He's too much, but you've gotta love him! 

    Graziano: You didn't count the doillies? What do you think this is? I don't believe you.

    Celia: But, but why would you count...

     Graziano: I said count the doillies right now!!

    Celia: Um, ok..1,2,3...28,29,30...

    Graziano bursts out laughing

    Celia: omg...u gotta be joking

     

    Anna, i'm so glad you've joined the family! Please do not change even though you're getting older and might become a mommy one day...haha

    Anna: Celia and Elyssa come here. You girls are punished!

    Elyssa & Celia *not listening* : um ya ok..we're going out....bye =)

    Anna says:
    Shaggy Binjaaaaaaa

     

    Gino & Francesca...oh man! You guys are too much with your prank calls, bah i love you guys anyways!

    Francesca says:

    wanna stick your chicken in my pita & get tzaziki sauce on my face?

    gino on the phone:

    blablabla...asiaaa, stop biting...blablabla

     

    Amandaa...We say && do a shitload of stoopid and funny things, ah how boring those crazy nights without u would be (no drunk girl to give directions and lead us to NDG/Lachine)lol 

    While walking at the old port Amanda says:

    How are my tits u guys??

    Random guy on the street walking past us says:

    PERFECT!

    Amanda says:
    Ce , gimme back my drink..you're driving tonight!!
    Celia says:
    mah, i'm not drinking and driving..i'm sucking and driving!!! its completely different, right girls?
    *looks around watching everyone burst out into laughter*

     

    keep in mind: that's not all....many more to come when i can actually think or have time!  **you should give me a while**  haha..